DS Software: TouchDIC
If Nintendo wants to maintain whatever image they have left, they'd better promote this with a new ad campaign. Forget the standard DS tagline "Touching is Good." I'm thinking maybe, "Touching...not so good right now. Maybe you should hold off on the dictionary and just wait to touch Mario so that...wait! dammit! Ok, let's face it, we're just 100% gay. Touch whatever you want."